Keskustelu

Eli tämä aihe olis cleverbottin ja siihen liittyvään keskusteluun.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

Ei voi oikein tuosta muuta sanoa kuin FAIL.

Oraakkeli FTW
Toi vastaa joskus ihan järkevästikin, mutta ei tee mieli jutella tuolle.

Juttelen aina tolle ku ei oo oikeita kavereita.

Sama vika oon kuullu että joillakin on semmonen "life" ja mie kokeilin kerran mutta, en tykänny ihan yli arvostettua.

User: Where are you from.

Cleverbot: China , And you?

User: Finland.

Cleverbot: Finland is Winland.


Botti tietää

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I am from Scotland.

User: I'm from finland.

Cleverbot: I have a friend from finland.

User: What's his name?

Cleverbot: Dabin.

User: How is he?

Cleverbot: He is eating pizza.

User: What kind of pizza?

Cleverbot: Supreme.

User: Do you like anal sex.

Cleverbot: No, but I like computers.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What sort of computer do you like?

User: I like those ones wo have really wet pussy.

Cleverbot: And what should I do with it?

User: You should fuck it hard.

Cleverbot: I don't have anything good to say.

User: Do you have a wet pussy.

Cleverbot: No I do not have one of those.

User: Which kind of pussy do you have then.

Cleverbot: I drink Soya milk. But I have semi-skimmed milk in my tea. I really think I might be allowed back to my teaching job part-time. I miss the children in my class so much. They are all so delightful.

Ei kyllä muut tyttö serverit anna cleverille tuheroa. Minkä takia miulle n00b guru mieleen.

PS. loisto idis integroi toi clever botti mario bottiin kun kirjoittaa .qu du you like banas cleverbotti tulostaa irckkiin vastauksen.

Hello. My name is Cleverbot.
Hei, nimeni on Cleverbot.
I'm pregnant.
Olen raskaana.
My condolences
Osanottoni.

Meni sanattomaks ku sanoin olevani raskaana, kesti ainaki kymmenen minuuttia vastata.

Sunnuntai aamu..

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: You.

Cleverbot: No I am a computer.

User: No you're bot.

Cleverbot: I'm about to slap this computer.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: My mission is to discover where you are.

User: My mission is the terminate you.

Cleverbot: Okay. Don't believe everything you type then.

Sille botille voi myös puhua suomea

Englanti on hauskempi kieli.

Hahaa, sain sen sekasin.

Cleverbot: Anyway, it's been fun to talk with you cleverbot.

User: You are the Cleverbot, not me.

Cleverbot: No. You're the cleverbot.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. I am Cleverbot. You are Glados.

Jumi koko botti, ku kysyin who are you. :/